A Nice, Quiet Sort of Crazy

Pardon my language in this post.

I have two goals during most of my work shifts. If I work with certain people, that is. One is to make my friend J say, “Goddammit, Emmie.” The second is to make one of my managers go, “Don’t ever do that again.”

It’s a sort of game, and one I often win. The beauty of this game is that I don’t have to do anything out of the ordinary. I simply say what I say or do what I do, and they shake their heads, laugh, and say their lines. Once I counted over five “Goddammit, Emmies” in the course of an evening, and I fancied myself quite a star.

So what sort of behavior inspires such reflections? Well, in a recent sales meeting, my manager told us to put on our game faces. So I growled and grimaced, and he burst out laughing and said, “Don’t ever do that again.”

As for the other, I think J caught me eating a mustard packet once. Not the plastic, mind you, just the mustard bit. He shook his head and said, “Goddammit, Emmie.” I rejoiced.

A lot of people think I’m weird. I suppose I have to be a bit weird to write urban fantasy — or to write at all, for that matter. But in my advancing age, I’ve learned to enjoy my little eccentricities. I say what I say, and I do what I do. Even for those who are used to me, it seems to catch them by surprise most of the time.

The good kind of crazy. Image property of Universal Pictures and Amblin Entertainment

Whilst watching Angel with my spouse the other night, we watched an episode where Fred leaves the group, and Angel sighs and says, “She was a nice, quiet sort of crazy. I found it…soothing.”

I quite liked that line. I wouldn’t mind at all being described as a nice, quiet sort of crazy. Though I write books with a lot of grit and blood, I have taken the mantra of Joss Whedon to heart: “Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.”

What eccentricities do you have, gentle viewers? Do you like your books with a dash of quirk?


About Emmie Mears

Saving the world from brooding, one self-actualized vampire at a time.

Posted on January 19, 2012, in Thorsday, Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. I love your work goals! I think I’d adopt them, except that I’m retired and my husband understands my quirks all too well. There’s nothing more boring than a writer (or a person)without a sense of humor or a book without any humor. I love one of those books where you get a couple of pages beyond a certain passage and suddenly realize “darn, that was funny.” Or maybe it just takes time for it to sink in.

  2. There has to be a dash of humor in my books and a teaspoon of crazy.

  3. I love a pinch of sly humor in mine – the kind of thing that most people would miss as they skim the pages.

  4. OMG, I love that quote!! I, too, would love to be described as a “nice, quiet kind of crazy.” 🙂

  5. That is awesome! Kudos on all the laughs 🙂

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